Zeko Peko - Dnevno svjeze smijesne fotke i filmeki

If you open the umbrella in the street of Ljubljana, be careful not to hurt
somebodys eye in Maribor.

Why dont the ski springers in Planica do more than 250 meters?
- Because they would fly to Italy

The shortest joke in the world: A couple is walking along the slovenian
coast...

Whats the colour of the slovenian patrol boats?
- Both of them are blue.

Slovenians dont need mobile phones.
- They can communicate yoddling from one end of the country to the other.

What do the Slovenians need radars for?
- For fun.